printing back in. Someone looking in the window (not that somebody was) would have thought I had fallen prey to a stomach bug and was running for cover. Lo and behold, among the dehydrated yellow damp were two lines. Positive! I read the directions again about three times, smiling and having hot flashes of disbelief. What now?
Monday, February 15, 2010
Tinkle Test
I did it; I peed on the stick. It was gross. It splashed a little. The directions said that “first-morning urine” is best, and I didn’t really realize how badly I had to go I guess. Anyway, I had the directions laid out on the sink in front of me, and while I tried to hold it in I read the directions twice. When I thought I understood and wouldn’t mess it up, I ripped open that foil package, popped off the cap, and had a nice whiz while hovering over the toilet. As soon as I was done, I capped it back up and set it down warily next to the directions. I read them again. I looked at the contraption. I turned it over so I could actually see the correct side. It said I should wait 2 minutes: yeah, right. I went and changed out of my jammies and came s
printing back in. Someone looking in the window (not that somebody was) would have thought I had fallen prey to a stomach bug and was running for cover. Lo and behold, among the dehydrated yellow damp were two lines. Positive! I read the directions again about three times, smiling and having hot flashes of disbelief. What now?
printing back in. Someone looking in the window (not that somebody was) would have thought I had fallen prey to a stomach bug and was running for cover. Lo and behold, among the dehydrated yellow damp were two lines. Positive! I read the directions again about three times, smiling and having hot flashes of disbelief. What now?
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