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I can’t wait for the doctor to give me the go-ahead; I think it’s coming soon, but I’m not about to self-diagnose and then have the baby come out to them yelling: “Holy cow, how much have you been drinking? Look at this thing!” and then push some call button so all the other doctors and midwives and med-students in the county can come witness what happens when a mother drinks alcohol at the wrong point in her pregnancy.
I’m also definitely not listening to people who say “No amount of alcohol is ever safe.” Please, like I have that kind of self-restraint.
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